Merry Christmas From Seriously Awesome Monsters!

If we learned nothing else from the Grinch, it's that you can't trust a green Santa...especially if he's packing heat.


Monster Ahht: Crispin
Werds: DaveB
Title: Babygurl

Behold the Power of the Oval Tool

Hey there Robotty Sharky Leggy Finned Thing (a.k.a. SAM), are those jet exhausts protruding from your rear end or do you have an issue with polyps? Either way, that's Seriously Awesome.


Monster Ahht: Babygurl
Werds: Babygurl
Title: Babygurl

And You Thought Andy Rooney's Eyebrows Were Bad...

Seriously Awesome Monsters sometimes take on regular jobs like this just to annoy people who are trying to have a nice nap on a lovely Saturday afternoon. And oh yea, you will find that empty coffee cup on your lawn when he's done. You're welcome.


Monster Ahht: Crispin
Werds: Babygurl
Title: Babygurl

Look Out for the JUMBO!

Oh no! Take heed Seriously Awesome Monster That Looks Like a Sheep Dog but is Totally More Awesome, it looks like those random dicks are not going to listen to your sage advice!


Monster Ahht: Daddy
Werds: Daddy, Babygurl
Title: Babygurl

SAMs Say "Happy Thanksgiving" ONE FULL DAY LATE!

SAMs enjoy Thanksgiving leftovers as much as...nay, MORE than the dinner itself!

Monster Ahht: DaveB

Werds: DaveB

Title: Babygurl

A Whole New Level of Road Rage

Not entirely sure how this Seriously Awesome Monster functions but some questions are best left unanswered.


Monster Ahht: Alissa
Werds: Babygurl
Title: Babygurl

Ol' Scratch Has Seen Better Days

Does a hastily scribbled devil circa 1992 count as a Seriously Awesome Monster? Probably not but here it is anyway. Deal with it.


Monster Ahht: Babygurl
Werds: Babygurl
Title: Babygurl

Don't You Judge SAMs for Their Choices! Frosting Is ALL POWERFUL!

Seriously Awesome Monsters are helpless in the presence of pink frosting. Also, deals on tight-fitting-half-shirt-tank-tops. 


Monster Ahht: Crispin
Werds: Babygurl
Title: Babygurl

For Reals, You Should Look Into Some Hair Products

Even stupid-looking-MS-Paint-based-vaguely-spider-themed SAMs worry about their appearance.


Monster Ahht: Babygurl
Werds: Babygurl
TItle: Babygurl

Technically, You Should Be Happy He's At Least Trying

Seriously Awesome Monsters don't necessarily have awesome aim.


Monster Ahht: Crispin
Werds: Babygurl
Title: Babygurl

What? SAMs Can Love Too

It's kinda clichéd of course....who DOESN'T love Taco Bell?


Monster Ahht: Daddy
Werds: Daddy, Babygurl
Title: Babygurl

Hope Your Hardwood Floors Are Sealed

Oh man, that SAM is gonna totally fuck up your rugs. Your Roomba is gonna flip out.


Monster Ahht: Babygurl
Werds: Babygurl
Title: Babygurl

I Certainly Wouldn't Pull Him Over

They still like, hit people and stuff but it's not really a problem for the Seriously Awesome Monster.

Monster Ahht: Crispin

Werds: Crispin, Babygurl

Title: Babygurl

Go Ahead, I'm Sure It's Perfectly Safe

Sometimes SAMs live inside other Seriously Awesome Monsters. Is this such an example? Why don't you go get a closer look?


Monster Ahht: Marybird
Werds: Babygurl
Title: Babygurl

We Were Wondering the Same Thing

Is it because Disney is SUPER EVIL? Yeah, that must be it.


Monster Ahht: Amy
Werds: Babygurl
Title: Babygurl

SAMs Now Understand That Puppies Are Quite Fragile

I will love him and pet him and I will call him George.

Monster Ahht: Marybird
Werds: Babygurl
Title: Babygurl

Aw, C'mon. He Totally Looks Like a Box

Monster Ahht: Babygurl

Werds: Babygurl

Title: Babygurl

SAMs Won't Bang a Mattress

They must like the pressure a mattress can provide or something. Wait, are you sure that's not an ice-cream sandwich?

Monster Ahht: Daddy

Werds: Daddy, Babygurl

Title: Babygurl

Shhhhh, You Are Disturbing a SAMs Naptime

Seriously Awesome Monsters will take matters into their own hands (or hand in this example) if you do not heed their warnings to be quiet. It's basically a public service.

Monster Ahht: Alissa

Werds: Babygurl

Title: Babygurl

Seriously Awesome Monsters Heart New Math

"Monster" trucks are not awesome. They're just goofy.

Monster Ahht: Babygurl

Werds: Babygurl

Title: Babygurl

And You Will Totally Get Lockjaw

So back the fuck up mofo.


Monster Ahht: Daddy
Werds: Daddy
Title: Babygurl

Seriously Awesome Monsters Prefer Casual Attire

I mean c'mon...give the Seriously Awesome Monster a break. He's a walking corpse for heaven's sake.


Monster Ahht: Babygurl
Werds: Babygurl
Title: Babygurl

Preach It, Monster That Looks Like A Sheep Dog But is Totally More Awesome

We never said it'd be easy to read this. Deal with it.

Monster Ahht: Daddy

Werds: Daddy

Title: Babygurl

Ooooh, That Monster's Gonna Get a Freeze Headache

Seriously Awesome Monsters love ice-cream. 

Especially if they can take it from a little kid.

Monster Ahht: Babygurl

Werds: Babygurl
Title: Babygurl